Pete Wetzel
| Official Site | https://www.peterdamianwetzel.com/ |
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| Master of WetzNet, technologist, and author of poetry and short stories.. | |
Items (2)
- 2013 Just Maybe
- 2012 In the Dark
Quotes (12)
"Light beer is evil. It's like drinking dishwater: it tastes foul and you're not sure what the point of drinking it is."
"Better not do that in here. Some people might get offended."
"Yeah, I left my Paula Abdul CD at home and I cry myself to sleep."
"She is clueless, in denial, and not interested; a bad combination."
"I like frozen twinkies, but I do not eat them all of the time."
"One bonus for coming to class late is that it ends earlier."
"It's so annoying that I get so easily annoyed."
"It's like playing Jenga with code."
"They're jelly beans, not people."
"I got a tingle in my toes from a tangerine jelly bean."
"Since when does W come before Wolf?"
"When someone asks you, 'Did that hit your face?' you know things could be going better for you."