Person
Name:
Pete Wetzel
Website:
Description:
Master of WetzNet, technologist, and author of poetry and short stories.
Items
| Type | Name | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| Book | In the Dark |
Quotes
"Light beer is evil. It's like drinking dishwater: it tastes foul and you're not sure what the point of drinking it is."
"Better not do that in here. Some people might get offended."
"Yeah, I left my Paula Abdul CD at home and I cry myself to sleep."
"She is clueless, in denial, and not interested; a bad combination."
"I like frozen twinkies, but I do not eat them all of the time."
"One bonus for coming to class late is that it ends earlier."
"It's so annoying that I get so easily annoyed."
"It's like playing Jenga with code."
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On the perils of updating someone else's poorly written code.
"They're jelly beans, not people."
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After being scolded for throwing away bad jelly beans
"I got a tingle in my toes from a tangerine jelly bean."
"Since when does W come before Wolf?"
"When someone asks you, 'Did that hit your face?' you know things could be going better for you."