W.C. Fields Born 1880-01-29 Died 1946-12-25 Old school comedian. Born William Claude Dukenfield. Created 2001-02-13 by Pete. Last modified 2015-11-05 by Pete Quotes (3) "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." - W.C. Fields "Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one." - W.C. Fields Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - W.C. Fields