"They call it the American Dream. Why? Because you have to be asleep to believe in it."

"The way the world operates, anyone who told us that it was good to treat each other nicely was killed. Jesus Christ, Gandhi, Lincoln, Martin Luther King, The Kennedy Brothers. If you told people, "Be nice to each other," that was the end of you."

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.