Dean Martin Born 1917-06-07 Died 1995-12-25 Singer, comedian. Born Dino Paul Crocetti. Created 2001-01-22 by Pete. Last modified 2015-11-10 by Pete Quotes (2) "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin