Reporter and humorist
Created 2001-02-04 by Pete.
Last modified 2015-11-10 by Pete

Quotes (3)

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.