Quotes (40)
"A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me."
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
"He felt a murky, twisting pain: it was jealousy of every man who spoke to her. He had never felt it before; but he felt it here, where everyone had the right to approach her, except himself. Then, as if a single, sudden blow to his brain blasted a moment's shift of perspective, he felt an immense astonishment at what he was doing here and why. He lost, for that moment, all the days and dogmas of his past; his concepts, his problems, his pain were wiped out; he knew only - as from a great, clear distance - that man exists for the achievement of his desires, and he wondered why he stood here, he wondered who had the right to demand that he waste a single irreplaceable hour of his life, when his only desire was to sieze the slender figure in gray and hold her through the length of whatever time there was left for him to exist. In the next moment, he felt a shudder of recapturing his mind."
"But in my opinion, you should stop sort of seeing girls and get yourself
a maid with siamese eyes, a great body and make sure she's a nympho. That always helps."
"Love in its essence is spiritual fire."
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
"In love there are two evils: war and peace."
"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."
"There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time."
"I felt as if I was in one of those whirlwind courtships that suddenly go sour as you find out that the other person adores country music."
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
"Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself."
"Where there is love there is life."
The little things are most worthwhile-- quiet word, a look, a smile."
"Don't be reckless with other peoples heart's, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours."
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."
"Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary."
"Love will enter cloaked in friendship's name."
"She is clueless, in denial, and not interested; a bad combination."
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never remembers her age.
"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired."
"A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."
"The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with a portrait of herself."
"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."
-
Unknown
, A seven-year old named Gary
"It gives me a headheache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
-
Unknown
, Seven year old kid named Kenny, on which is better: being single or married
"The average woman prefers to have beauty to brains, since the average man can see better than he thinks."
"Honest women frighten me. They seem to put me at a disadvantage."
"Ever kill anyone? I bet you could tease a man to death without half trying."
"Tell me, how does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?"
"No matter how pretty she is, somewhere someone is sick of her shit."
-
Unknown
, Written on a desk in Wells (SUNY Geneseo) Spring 1997
"Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you, man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, man."
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend."
"Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?"
"It's like my grandma always said, why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?"
"Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right."
"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."
"Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other."